thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

superpoisonivy:

ehehehelokid:

spudsexuall:

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death 

it all makes sense now

I’m crying.

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thegapperproject:

dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

I think most of us guessed it when we saw the “people from liverpool” bit.

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booknerd1311:

I swear to god if this happens I will scream and punch everyone of them

booknerd1311:

I swear to god if this happens I will scream and punch everyone of them

idobbyssock:

"Okay? Okay." -The Fault In Our Stars
"Because no one can catch the motherf*cking fox." -Looking For Alaska
"What a treacherous thing to believe a person is more than a person." -Paper Towns
3 beautiful books, written by 1 brilliant man.

idobbyssock:

"Okay? Okay." -The Fault In Our Stars

"Because no one can catch the motherf*cking fox." -Looking For Alaska

"What a treacherous thing to believe a person is more than a person." -Paper Towns

3 beautiful books, written by 1 brilliant man.

The best of Johnsel.

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hellaeagle:

I asked my best friend to prom today

hellaeagle:

I asked my best friend to prom today

brests:

i think it’s funny how a preview for a movie comes out and millions of tumblr users who haven’t even picked up a single book by John Green immediately assume that the main character’s douchiness is a direct result of John Green’s personality and that JOHN GREEN was trying to be cool or condescending by writing a character like that

you’re all idiots bye

Random questions are the least random of all questions.

Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan (via quotemybooks)
Tumblr 2012: We accept the love we think we deserve
Tumblr 2014: It's a metaphor

I don’t know a perfect person, I only know flawed people who are still worth loving

hankgreensmoustache:

I visited Amsterdam recently and took a little TFIOS tour! I started at the library where John wrote some of the book and then went on a hunt to find the places in the book and got to meet another Nerdfighter in the process!