Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
Asexual: I don't like sex.
Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

(Source: smallfucks, via lilac-cas)

nostalgics-unite:

Feeling Nostalgic? Click here.
jamsamison:

THE BEST THING TO FIND IN A MANS PANTS

jamsamison:

THE BEST THING TO FIND IN A MANS PANTS

(via kim-probable)

jaclynlipert:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

I can’t breath! Eehhhhh

jaclynlipert:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

I can’t breath! Eehhhhh

(Source: hugedickgrayson, via kim-probable)

astronorner:

Things to look forward to in October
1. Halloweentown
2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar’s Revenge
3. Halloweentown High
4. Return to Hallloweentown

(via recqued)

She felt everything too deeply, it was like the world was too much for her.

Joyce Maynard, Labor Day (via paintdeath)

(via accioc0nfidence)

torijoanne:

This is hilarious

torijoanne:

This is hilarious

(via recqued)

preciadojaimes:

I’m not afraid of anything,I’ve got the whole world in front of me.

preciadojaimes:

I’m not afraid of anything,
I’ve got the whole world in front of me.

You
are the only
person you
need to be
good enough
for.

5:43 p.m. (You’re already good enough for everyone else)

(Source: angryasianfeminist, via ox-gen)

(Source: peetamelalrk, via kim-probable)

I can never unlove you. I’ll just love you in a different way now.

Marco, Starting Over again (via sunflower-mama)

(Source: psych-facts, via ox-gen)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via ehm8)